Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fake news!
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
The hair of the dog
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Perfect
Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
Get better locks
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
It's the thought that counts
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML
Hush, Mother
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7
I'm surprised you were even invited.
redbluegreen 41
And you're genuinely surprised it's come to this?
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Comments (141)
nekro_onslaught 0
I'll party with ya :) haha
kportal69 5
I think this is an all time low for sadness.
justanotherrando_fml 2
I suppose you were the only guest too, huh?
Mabster84 2
Here's what people don't seem to understand. Whether you're lonely because you don't have a spouse, or lonely because, in general, you don't have any friends outside of your family you NEED to change your daily habits. Change your lifestyle, change your frame of mind. Get a new job, hang out outside of the house somewhere you don't normally spend time at, just CHANGE certain parts of your life. Hell, start a workout routine, take a day trip, have a weekend getaway for yourself. Do SOMETHING that has you thinking a little differently. If you do any of these things and you start to change your frame of mind, life has a way of putting you on the right track.
mea_iloveskiing 26
and who was surprised? (:
SnookieBaybie 0
ahahahahahahahaah NO FRIENDS !!!
flighted 1
I LOLed hard at this. ohhhh what a loser hhahaha
johnnybagodonuts 2
must be a schizo
doubleodoggy 0
was there cake?
Zdog101 0
did u invite anyone