Anonymous
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anon
Canada
Fake news!
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML
Anonymous
Australia
The hair of the dog
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
TanjinaRubbaiyat
Bangladesh
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Killme
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
nofriends
Boise, United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Anonymous
United States
Perfect
Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
Aww! You shouldn't have! ....REALLY!
United States
Get better locks
Today, my friends, led by my best friend, threw me a surprise party. Bearing a cake, they all happily yelled, "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" by suddenly barging in… through the bathroom door. I was on the toilet, in the middle of taking a dump. FML
Blade83
Perth, Australia
It's the thought that counts
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. The problem? My birthday is tomorrow. I spent the entire evening pretending I was surprised and happy, all while knowing they got the date wrong. FML
Anonymous
Reno, United States
Hush, Mother
Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7
I'm surprised you were even invited.
redbluegreen 41
And you're genuinely surprised it's come to this?
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Comments (141)
samicna 4
you told yourself didn't you
N3v43h 0
Short term memory loss? Did you let anyone else in on the surprise? Or were you depressed no one came until you put the journal entry in, and realized you threw it, but forgot to tell anyone...
StaRRrRr 0
you must be really surprised!!
Airborn0280 18
How does that work?
emodude44 0
Were you surprised?
JayD17 0
So far 3.5 thousand other people agree YDI -- you deserved a surprise party :)
mahomie97 7
haha loner much?!?:) haha
MRukkus 5
You deserve that party :)
Evan2297 0
I agree, your life sucks. You totally deserved it. Where does this FMl fall in?
manofwill2468 3
how????