Today, I thought my family would like it if I celebrated the new year with them. My brother thought that I'd like him to shoot my butt with his new gun in celebration. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother thought New Year's would be more epic and memorable if the fireworks were set off in the family room and not outside. It is memorable. FML
Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML
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daydreamstar 7
now thats a pain in the ass...
Peroxide 3
I like how you people bring in the new year. I personally like to celebrate the new year by chopping my arm off as a nice "**** you" to the universe.
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Comments (62)
airforce987 20
yeah, I agree. I have a similar christmas story from a year ago. except I was the shooter :)
turtles1321 0
yummy
tchaikovsky93 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
tjs77 0
In_wonderland... If you h8 ppl here go back to ur own ******* country
cokyspaniel 0
if by gun you meant dick and if ur bros gun, or dick, was new, then was he.........
cokyspaniel 0
if the gun was real though, get well soon
dark5259 1
exactly! Only in america do we have so many rights and privileges! God bless America!
spcmonkeyzzzz 1
did you died?
c0wz_g0_quack 3
^lol
garfield224 0
Way to go rednecks