Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what it feels like to have lap full of vomit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML
Today, I discovered that when one of my toddlers throws up, the other sympathy-pukes too, and that this continues until they're both empty. I guess my car is going to stink of vomit for a while. FML
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
Today, I threw up while on a road trip. My boyfriend asked what made me sick, but I didn't want to tell him that his belching the entire time smelled so goddamn bad it made me physically sick. FML
Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Today, some woman, sick with god knows what, didn’t vomit into the bin next to my car, or even just onto the floor, she lurched over to my car and vomited through my open window onto my shirt and legs, and down into the footwell. I can still smell it. FML
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That_Guy_69_ 8
Fart smell and vomit smell, hopefully wasn't a long car ride
evank98 10
Hate to say it but you deserved itOP
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Comments (69)
laden_swallow09 35
"Today, I thought it would be funny–" YDI.
Cathrin 26
Took the words right out of my mouth.
Oh_bother44 11
But if he HADNT been carsick it WOULD have been funny. Farts are funny :P I mean yeah he should have known about his brother's carsickness but in any other situation...
randomheartthrob 7
Used to play license plate or door knob when this happened to learn not to fart in the car. Maybe that will teach you if this doesn't. Ydi
Zigstyle308 18
It's would be worser if you shit your pants and had vomit on your lap at the same time.....
Marebare23 17
Your fault
captainsmegma 12
That my friend is a most powerful fart. I salute you.
bigdog80 10
Carma is a bitch just sayin
PhinIt2WinIt 24
you litterally dropped an f bomb (that sounded better in my head)
Deku_Cutie 12
First 5 words=immediate YDI.
TerraShadow 18
kinda of your fault, but still hilarious. I'm dying of laughter! so YDI and FYL
Musicforlife29 12
You're one of those people...