Today, I taught a college course with a group of 30 adults. I was educating them on leadership and gave a 25 minute lecture, with examples like Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King, and how they changed the world. Then I opened the forum to see who inspired them. The response? Donald Trump. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my social studies teacher thought it would be a great idea to have a casual debate about Margaret Thatcher and her legacy. Within 10 minutes, the entire class was yelling, screaming, throwing stuff at each other. I got hit in the face with a binder. FML
Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares!" as he walked away, chuckling. FML
Today, my coworker insisted there must be an underlying, romantic reason for why I spend so much time teaching him everything, and that I didn't mean it when I told him that's what I'm paid to do. I'm actually supposed to train this guy for three weeks. Two more weeks to go. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, my music students began a lively debate about whether or not a music stand would make a good weapon for the zombie apocalypse. What am I teaching them? FML
Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML
Today, I was teaching a woodshop class. We were using power tools, including drills, and pieces of pine wood. While helping a kid to hold a piece to practice drilling, he went too far forward with the drill. It went through my hand. FML
Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
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chocolatelvr 5
I guess his hair could inspire 60 year old men to brush their 3 remaining hairs over their bald head instead of just giving up and wearing a hat or toupee...
pizzzah 9
well, now we can stop saying 'gosh today's generation' because idiots have existed for a long long time
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Comments (78)
blurose 6
I have actually attended a seminar where Trump spoke to everyone. If you ever see him in person, you would be inspired by him too.
Dawnstempest 17
What is wrong about Trump? He's a self made man and very inspirational. Not to mention look at all the people he employs today.
SexyQueen0905 24
You can like Donald Trump if you want, but he is FAR from self-made, as in he inherited his wealth. Bill Gates is self made because he actually produced something that changed the world. Donald Trump, on the other hand, shall be remembered as the loud man with the weirdest combover in history who happened to be rich.
Foxiferous 6
Sounds like you got Trump'ed by your students.
eddeeezzyy 19
He's a ******* douchebag who thinks he's the shit. Not to mention he can't take jokes very well.
baba01_fml 17
MLK was a despicable human being
Zimmington 21
51, We aren't talking about his personality flaws (which if you did some research you'll see he admits to having & is working on). On the business side he wouldn't be horrible to model yourself after. He was a small time producer who made the right connections & now has millions & gives to multiple charities. But people let the fact that he's mean to paparazzi over shadow his accomplishments.
idknicholle 14
Bill Gates; duhhhh!
jadevv 12
At least he's got the legendary locks!
worldclassrager 41
Trump'a story is quite amazing...I don't blame them...
rogwest 23
I'm note seeing how this is bad....