Today, my coworker insisted there must be an underlying, romantic reason for why I spend so much time teaching him everything, and that I didn't mean it when I told him that's what I'm paid to do. I'm actually supposed to train this guy for three weeks. Two more weeks to go. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I finally put the finishing touches to a huge project after 8 months of gruelling work. My boss had used the promise of a 5-figure bonus to motivate me. When I casually brought the bonus up later in the day, my boss just said, "Gratitude's its own reward, Mike." FML
Today, after getting my dream job and quitting my old one, I was told my position is strictly "experimental" and will only last 2 months. FML
Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML
Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML
Today, it's been two months since I started a three-year contract at a new job. So far, 5 people have resigned. Pretty sure I've joined a sinking ship. FML
Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you'll be labeled as someone with a short temper. However, the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML
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aback 5
Have your supervisor speak to him about it.
redbluegreen 41
But that's just the easy, simple, mature answer. What she should do is make out with other people in front of him, meeting his sullen eyes mid tonsil hockey.
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Comments (74)
hotdyegrl 0
haw, creeper!
Hgielad_720 0
You should go along with it, and pretend like you're in love with him.
thebignixie 0
have funnnnn OP!
TenderizeMe 0
Just sleep with him. Solution solved.
MichieBabiie 0
Wow, he is too full of himself.
corbsball02 0
^^ agreed lol total creeper!!
USAF_girl 3
He obviously didn't want to be with you! take a hint.
USAF_girl 3
He obviously didn't want to be with you! take a hint.
mattrules44 0
SsssSSSSSSsssssSssss
KingDingALing 9
13- That would be ****** up.
rhcpalex93 0
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MnBran6 0
13- You're the kind of chick who'd lead a guy on for fun, aren't you? Die alone. 22- You can't technically solve a solution.
Hgielad_720 0
58, No, I'm not actually. Also, I was kidding. But it would be funny if she did that to him, just because he's so obviously full of himself. I also seriously doubt that I'm going to die alone. You probably will though. :)
stephanie0613 0
Wow this guy is full of himself ^^^ agree, you should go along with it so he can realize what a douche he really is.
5t3ff1k4h 47
58 and 60 - Since you're both acting like you're in your teenage years still, I will assume that this is the case. Neither one of you know anything about the other. Kindly keep the childish comments either to yourselves or message each other via PM. Thanks.
marinus_fml 20
May as well make it fun while it lasts?
BiggerThenUrs 0
the coworker
iGrenade 0
maybe it's reverse psychology. he wants you to gtfo, OP.
xXSweetNightmare 0
"2 more weeks go" ? That's kind of a fail. I think OP meant, "Two more weeks *to* go." Oh well..
ledgehanger 0
62 it is like that you fucktard
todo350 0
62, you're a ******* idiot.
xVictoriaDreamz 0
oh well.
springer937 13
just damn
aback 5
Have your supervisor speak to him about it.
redbluegreen 41
But that's just the easy, simple, mature answer. What she should do is make out with other people in front of him, meeting his sullen eyes mid tonsil hockey.
AltarEgo 0
you must want me too because you told me that.
picklezz123 5
haha good luck
Hgielad_720 0
Haha well somebody's a dumbass. :)
iamchuck 0
Love is in the air.
SpaceMannn 0
I sure hope he doesn't randomly take his pants off one day..:o