Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, I found out my ex had been writing about our relationship to Postsecret. Apparently, she'd been sorry and wanted me back if I still loved her. I have absolutely no idea what she's talking about. I left after 8 months of unreturned texts, calls, emails, and meet-ups. FML
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend was feeling a little down, so I tried to console her. She said she just needed space and I respected that. Then an hour later she was fine, so I asked how she did it. She replied that she talked to her ex for a whole hour. This is a common procedure. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML
Today, I talked to my high school sweetheart after 12 years. He confessed that he's been single ever since we broke up, never got over me, and that to this day he loves me dearly. I'm a married mother of two. FML
Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML
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heitone_fml 0
:| I know you weren't trying to creep her out, but when you're talking to her for the first time in two years, I don't think it's a good idea to "pour [your] heart and soul out to her"...
Drea_Gucci 0
She sucks so much. you desver better
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X_Life_Sucks_X 0
Maybe you should of asked how she felt about you first...
Seventytimeseven 0
If you haven't talked to her in 2 years and you're young and stupid enough to spill your heart over the internet quite likely while sober I doubt you still love her I think you love the idol you have created in your mind based on her. Get over it and learn the difference between love and idealization
youdidwhatnow 0
aww that's really messed up, but there's a reason why she's your ex.
J_Rodriguez112 0
What a cold hearted bitch. sometimes you just gotta be a dick.
Anteezy 7
Pouring your heart out over the interwebz is generally a bad idea, such as closing your zipper in the dark, breaking up over the phone and telling your mother in law she can't cook.
lostfaithinpppl 19
2 years is too long to waste being in love with someone you are not even speaking with. Grow some balls and go on with your life. There are too many fish in the sea to be moping about one particular one.
3rw0n 0
FYI that's not how you play by the rules..you gotta let things flow especially after you guys haven't talked for 2 years
ipwnallmen 10
11- wtf!! -wait a min, wheres the song? :p OP- talk to her if that dosent work-cut all strings-there are better fish in the sea...
thereszodleinmyn_fml 0
Ok ppl r prolly gonna like attack me 4 this but why the he'll would u spill ur guts out like that when u could have been non shalaint about it and maybe u two could have worked things outbi mean c'mon. YDI
kiwicutie_101 0
aaaawww I'm sorry.
idkweird 0
This reply doesn't belong here.
dudeitsdanny 10
I think #23 just wanted to take this opportunity to brag about someone being obsessed with her.... =D But #7 gets +45 internetz
idkweird 0
#47: We're hearing the whole story through the OPs perception. He said it led to her asking how he felt about her....no direct quote. She could have said something along the lines of, "how do you feel about me?" As in, "Do you think we could be friends," and he took it as a way to run with it. To me, it sounds like the OP was looking for an opportunity to divulge the info, and he would have taken any opportunity to do so, even if it wasn't something she thought was an invitation. She could have said, "Do you hate me?" and he took it as time to tell her how creepily Im in love with her after 2 years of not speaking!
idkweird 0
#89, just trying to show a different perspective. One from the other side of the creepiness.