Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, I found out my ex had been writing about our relationship to Postsecret. Apparently, she'd been sorry and wanted me back if I still loved her. I have absolutely no idea what she's talking about. I left after 8 months of unreturned texts, calls, emails, and meet-ups. FML
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend was feeling a little down, so I tried to console her. She said she just needed space and I respected that. Then an hour later she was fine, so I asked how she did it. She replied that she talked to her ex for a whole hour. This is a common procedure. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML
Today, I talked to my high school sweetheart after 12 years. He confessed that he's been single ever since we broke up, never got over me, and that to this day he loves me dearly. I'm a married mother of two. FML
Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML
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heitone_fml 0
:| I know you weren't trying to creep her out, but when you're talking to her for the first time in two years, I don't think it's a good idea to "pour [your] heart and soul out to her"...
Drea_Gucci 0
She sucks so much. you desver better
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Comments (143)
QueenieKris 0
I totally agree with moving on after two years...But, I stand by a strict 'leave nothing to regret or unsaid' policy. I would hate to look back and question myself 'what if'. So if you really do still like this girl after 2 years, you did the right thing. Now it may not work for you, but it may. Regardless I do wish you luck...
Torze 0
2years ago! come awwn dude! move the fk on
shrine_fml 0
Lol... Obviously she moved on. Its time that you do. You deserve better dude.
Sinisin2010 0
Too true, but maybe her internet connection just suddenly cut out too!! You should call her!
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
smmmoootthh((( a lil bumpy (((())))
maxxattack 0
if I was in her shoes I would immediately label you as a creeper. of course, I already have just by reading this disturbing fml
hope20 0
who the hell still uses AIM?
Danzergirl1 0
Dude im sorry. This is a true FML.
DeathShad0 1
She probably got off because she was shocked at your response.
sweetbiotch88 0
woah buddy...2 years? don't you think that's a pretty long time... u shoulda said something sooner,but not over AIM if you really loved her
GreenRupee 0
Get over it.