Today, I talked to my crush for twenty minutes at Wal-mart. Then I realized I forgot to take off my Weight Watchers meeting nametag. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I went to the store in the most awful looking pyjamas possible, ran into my crush, and he looked at me up and down and laughed. FML
Today, I ran into someone I'd never had a crush on in school, but because I've realised we have a lot in common, I get nervous whenever I see him. I was so near to him while paying for food that I had an anxiety attack, and had to leave quickly. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
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owlowl 0
who cares? if you're fat, he already knows you're fat. now he knows you're doing something about it.
skullet 0
so? at least you're trying..
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Comments (86)
GreenDaemon21 0
Wearing your nametag is a good thing! it shows you have commitment and commits your time to better your weaknesses! more likely than not he will be more attracted to you!
jane99 0
I've submitted better FMLs.
bibbit 0
well at least he knows your making an effort to lose weight!
makesfunofyou 0
haha youre fat
TheHierarch 0
Y'know, if you're fat, he could probably tell REGARDLESS of your nametag. Just sayin'
Noah_h 0
chances are your crush already realized you were a fat ass
fireandice27 0
Argh I always forget to take off nametags! Everyone always gives me the strangest looks...
Argerkrieger 0
Try paying attention and putting down the fork.
ragsy 7
Sounds like he works at Wal-Mart? He's the one who should be embarrassed.
Kronic_Kitten 0
AWWWW muffin