Today, I started a new job. Three of my Kenyan coworkers keep getting together and reminding me that having more than one wife is okay in their country. I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML
Today, I was at a "Bring your family to work" event. I noticed my coworker brought his kids but not his wife, so I asked, "No wife today?" Everyone glared at me and he pointedly replied that she's married to someone else now. I had no idea. Now everyone thinks I'm an insensitive prick. FML
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Top comments
Rizzen 27
well thats officially ****** up. maybe go to your boss about this? or HR?
AnOriginalName 19
I would tell you to run away, but no matter how far or fast you run, they'll probably still catch up to you.
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Comments (51)
Shopduster 9
Quit Now while you still can
Radoh 3
Well, I'd be flattered if I were in your position. Though yeah go to HR about that.
MsMourningStar 22
Take it as a compliment and politely decline.
blackonblight 33
To all the people saying "take it as a compliment" I can only say this: Unwanted advances are not a compliment. They are a sign of disrespect and disregard for the humanity of the individual.
skittyskatbrat 19
To quote a favorite author... "There is a difference between a compliment and a smarmy lip-smacking remark."
Quiet_one 22
Sounds like they're just trying to mess with you because you're new. Apparently it's working. :)
CaptainCore993 19
At least they think you are desirable enough to marry.
angiespook 18
Tell them they are not in their country, and that's not acceptable. Thanks, but no thanks. However take it as a compliment :)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I think that could be considered sexual harassment. I'd report it, even if it's flattering like everyone else is saying.
AndronicusPark 10
Greeeeeeeeeen card.
raecattach 7
Remind them that harassment is not okay in your country!