Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
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crzyry 6
Yoooour "ex" boyfriend?
Darkhumor 0
Team up for double payback!!
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Comments (82)
bagel12 0
lolllllll. wow. I agree with
terriibabiiix23 0
sucks for you, gurll. lol soooo your boyfriend cheated on you ?
sweetbitchx 0
no shit dumbass.
hehehahAho 0
dumbest comment I've seen in a while.
wes85 2
maybe he just dumped you and forgot to mention it.
baker3410 0
I am liking the teaming up thing. beat his ass, get less douches outta the world.
Vitamin_C 0
Excellent reading comprehension skills, #14. Bravo.
TheHeroOfTime 0
Lmao
hedgehogs 0
I hope you promptly showed her a picture of your boyfriend. If he's been telling you you're the only one, dump the guy. If not, well, this no doubt felt lousy, but it was part of the game plan and likely to happen. If it feels bad enough, then this relationship's not for you. BTDT in my younger years (sigh). Yeah, it felt terrible even though there was no such agreement of exclusivity, and we did wind up breaking up shortly after my discovery.
DarkJoy_fml 5
I'm confused does a BOYFRIEND really need to clarify that his GIRLFRIEND is the only one. Doesn't the title imply that she is the only one. Otherwise aren't you just dating and there can be other people?
hedgehogs 0
Well, my experience would suggest that's the case.
thesunshotme 0
Something about this suggests the OP's in middle school.
saranottelling 7
I was thinking of that when I read this FML too. This FML makes me think the OP and her "boyfriend" are 12 and the boyfriend has around 5 "girlfriends".
awesome576 0
wow
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI
zOmGfail1231 0
How long have you been dating? How many dates have you been on? Because personally, going on a date with a girl a few times over the course of a month or so doesn't automatically mean "girlfriend". Sorry, that's the truth. Commitment requires an actual, you know, commitment. It's not something you should just assume.