Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML
Bonjour!
Today, while working alone, I decided to just try some random impressions, and so I ended up doing a French accent when a customer walked in. To avoid embarrassment, I had to continue faking the accent as he struck up a long conversation with me. FML
Today, for the second time this week, I was asked to stop putting on such an obviously fake "British" accent. I am British and have lived here all my life. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML
Today, while on my break at work, my workmates convinced me to perform my "Indian accent" piece. Everyone laughed while I was doing it. Everyone, that is, but my Indian boss. FML
Why would you do that?
Today, my best friend and I went to the movies. There was a hot cashier, so I thought it would be cool to talk in a British accent to try and be sexy. I walked up and started talking when he interrupted me and said in a very heavy British accent, "I know you're faking. You can stop now." FML
Today, at work, I was helping someone who really sounded like she had a Boston accent. So, I asked her where she was from. She has never been out of state. Turns out she has a speech impediment. FML
Weird flex, but okay…
Today, I went through a fast-food drive-thru and gave my order in a perfect British accent for fun. When I got to the window, the cashier handed me my food and said, "I love your accent!" Caught off guard, I replied, "Oh, thanks a lot!" in my normal New Jersey accent. The confusion on her face was priceless. FML
What word was it?
Today, a tourist from an English-as-second-language country taught me a new word. In English. FML
Today, I had my first interview. Everything was going well until I made him repeat his name numerous times, as I couldn't understand what he was saying due to his thick accent. FML
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Dodie__fml 2
why didn't you just paint the walls and watch them dry? or watch some grass grow?
shadowtails 0
So was it an English, Irish, Welsh or Scottish accent? There's no such thing as a 'British' accent. I'm assuming you mean it as in Queen's English, which I've only ever heard from the Royal family or American Tv shows
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Comments (166)
mintcar 10
Why are you working on your British accent? If it isn't natural, it might sound terrible. Though I gotta say, British accents are pretty hot. :D
MsSoulReaper 27
If you're bored go do something! Go play a video game, you might like it.
skejet 0
Well, as long as you're not actually British that's okay I guess.
bridgetann79 0
why,??
obnum 19
maybe u have too much spare time?
justSTOPx100 5
in the butt
Enslaved 38
"ello poppet! 'ow are you?"
Enslaved 38
Sorry, I just saw the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie. I know most Brits do not speak like this.
Saltime 0
That was more Australian...
xGraycloud 4
so you're seriously bored, eh? and you couldn't think of anything else to do but work on your british accent? you that desperate?
carleyO_O 0
how is this an FML?
LittleMissBroken 11
British isn't an accent, its English, Irish, Scottish, or Welsh.
Moobug 4
With multiple accents within those too.
tweetbaby14 18
and even those have their own little separate branches of the accent( I had to study them in my theatre class). still I think that southern American accents are pretty amazing. I'm kind of turned off when it comes to English guys for my own reasons....
Ieatpeople1984 0
No
kittennn 0
Glaswegian, boohmingham and geordie too ;)