Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I nailed it after 2 hours and listened. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweaked in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, I interviewed three elderly residents at a nursing home, hoping to use the transcript for a very important paper due next week. It went great, so I wrapped up and drove home. I sat down to start typing, and realized that my recording had stopped ten minutes in. FML
Today, I forgot to tune my guitar pre-performance. Surprising, because it was in tune when I frantically did it by ear backstage. Too bad two of the six strings snapped, smacking the drummer in the face. FML
Today, I started recording my piano exam pieces to submit, and I was proud at my interpretation that I spent time trying to make it sound good. That was until my tutor walked in and said I had "shit rhythm and ass intonation." My mom was there. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
Today, my boyfriend took our dog to the vet because he heard him whining in pain this morning. It was actually me singing in the shower. FML
Today, my roommate and I were talking about how much better my dog has gotten at not peeing in the house, and how I was doing better at not losing my temper when he did. A few hours after this conversation, the dog pissed all over the floor and I screamed so loudly that now my throat hurts. FML
Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML
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xllamax 0
well i guess he was trying to hit a 'hard' note too!
ianformean 0
A dog, in a recording studio, licking it's nuts? I heard Ozzy Ozbourne recorded Crazy Train with a lactating chimp in his recording studio. They tweaked the EQ so that it's fart can be heard just before Randy Rhoads starts his solo.
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Comments (77)
bloodmonk115 3
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
drewbell 0
Today, my master was singing like a crazy bitch and recording me lickin ms balls!"
LilaBear 2
why would you even let the dog in the same room??
VacuumNinja 0
YDI for owning a dog.
Attrox 0
Next time take two dogs of the opposite sex with you. As an alternative, you could use two lesbians.
meatt006 0
I know it's probably been said, but when recording, don't have a dog in your vocal room. Just, don't have anything but you, your lyrics, the mic, a stand, and other essentials.
Coldie 0
Please please please post the audio clip.
nydchc 0
ok obviously you know nothing about recording if A. you had your dog in your vocal room, and B. you think the eq is the reason you can hear the dog on the track. you're probably just another wannabe who thinks you're suddenly a superstar audio engineer just because you got cubase or logic or whatever BS cut-and-paste "recording" software you paid $50 for. you only mentioned the eq cuz you wanted to sound technical. FAIL.
2gether4ever 0
LMFAO #1!
ilovetitties 0
#1: Ba ha ha