Today, I slipped on the new snow and sprained my ankle. As my mom and I were leaving the emergency room, she says, "You owe me $4 for parking," and she meant it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML
Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
Today, I decided to take my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights and get hot chocolate. While cleaning my snow-covered truck, I slipped and broke three bones in my ankle, and now need surgery. FML
Today, my mom and I were running late for school, and she got pretty stuck in the snow so she asked me to dig her out. Then she ran over my foot. As I got into the car and blamed her for what she'd done, she shouted at me that she couldn't care less, and that we had to hurry. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML
Today, I was studying on a bench outside my dorm when the leg snapped. I decided to do the right thing and let administration know what happened. After assuring me it wasn't my fault, and having me fill out an incident report, they billed me $400. I can't enroll for next semester until I pay. FML
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Top comments
Emperor_Jim 0
Seriously? She can't drop four bucks on you, after you've been injured, no less? Your mom is one stingy-ass bitch.
Candyholic 7
Just shut up and pay the parking fee. It's not like you cant pay it off. Just remember this when she breaks a hip and tell her shes paying the parking fee. .__.
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Comments (92)
Dieromantic85 0
Why would you go to the ER with a sprained Ankle? That's a waste of money and time when you could have just got an ice pack for 4 dollars! or just get some ice and put it in a bag.
Talihintti 0
your life seriously sucks. sprained ankle and losing four bucks. i'd die if that happened to me, fyl.
omgnowayhaha 0
why the hell would you go to the ER for a sprained ankle? that's such a waste of time and money for everybody. suck it up pussy. and shut the hell up and fork over the 4 bucks it cost for parking so you could go to the damn ER. pathetic.
Nsc007 0
Those of you complaining about going to the emergency room for a sprained ankle, ever think that her mother was an overreactive bitch and forced her to go? I had that happen to me a few weeks ago. And those saying she should pay the bill too, ever think that they may have insurance?
dancingyrlie 1
you don't seem to understand the concept of insurance. they don't cover EVERYTHING. you still have a co-pay meaning you have to pay something out of pocket even though insurance covers some/most of the balance. and if her mom was an "overreactive bitch who forced her to go" i think she would have said that in the post.
X_Life_Sucks_X 0
At least you're only paying for the parking and not for the hospital bill.
mister_moops 0
holy ****. this fml is centered around owing FOUR DOLLARS GET THE **** OVER IT
Craze_fan 0
cheaaaapooooooooooooooo
Laurasian 0
A) Don't go to the ER for a sprained ankle, pussy. B) If she is paying for the insurance, co-pay, deductable, tests, etc. for YOUR sprained ankle, I'd say you can shell out a few bucks, eh?
RatIsKing 0
omg $4?!? your life sucks so bad!!! your life is so effed! FYL so much! -.-
Tigg3r 3
You think that's bad? I severly sprained my ankle almost to the point of breaking. My parents stopped and looked at houses that were up for rent!!! I sat in the car with pain shooting up my leg and oh did I mention? My dad made it his mission to hit every single bump along the way!!!