Today, I slept over at my new boyfriend's house for the first time. When I woke up in the morning, he told me all about how much gas I'd had through the night. He said he thought he had a grown man in his bed instead of me. FML
Isa_Marie0113 tells us more.
Hey guys! I wrote that FML. Yep, wasn't one of my best moments, but it's something we can laugh at now especially since he's usually the one that's gassy! Thanks for reading it and I hope you all had a good laugh too! (I would just like to add that I'm about to click "Spill the beans!" and I'm dying over the irony.)
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AdamsNumberOne 16
I'm pretty sure he has lots of gas at night also. But then again, if he stays with u after that then he's a keeper!
figgit70 7
Boy, that sure stinks.
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SaintJohnny 2
i had an ex one tme that did the exact same thing....that and sleep humping o.o
d2theave1904 6
just keeping it real, huh?
Isa_Marie0113 17
Hey guys! I wrote that FML. Yep, wasn't one of my best moments, but it's something we can laugh at now especially since he's usually the one that's gassy! Thanks for reading it and I hope you all had a good laugh too! (I would just like to add that I'm about to click "Spill the beans!" and I'm dying over the irony.)
shutupyou 11
Honesty is the best policy! lol