Today, I slept over at my new boyfriend's house for the first time. When I woke up in the morning, he told me all about how much gas I'd had through the night. He said he thought he had a grown man in his bed instead of me. FML
Isa_Marie0113 tells us more.
Hey guys! I wrote that FML. Yep, wasn't one of my best moments, but it's something we can laugh at now especially since he's usually the one that's gassy! Thanks for reading it and I hope you all had a good laugh too! (I would just like to add that I'm about to click "Spill the beans!" and I'm dying over the irony.)
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AdamsNumberOne 16
I'm pretty sure he has lots of gas at night also. But then again, if he stays with u after that then he's a keeper!
figgit70 7
Boy, that sure stinks.
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Comments (68)
rayman173 2
Wait,women fart? How is possible?
FMLMaximus 23
I can totally relate! When I moved in with my Boyfriend he kept asking why my stomach hurt all the time and I finally told him it was gas and I was too embarrassed to pass it in front of him. He then informed me that I pass it in my sleep so I got over it after that :) He also told all our friends about it too so hopefully yours will keep it on the DL..
TemperanceRiley 15
honestly if he can't understand anatomy he is dumb. ur muscles relax when u r asleep. if there is any gas it willbe released
Lokis_Playmate 2
Farts shouldn't effect the basis of a relationship. They're a natural bodily function!
jamesr792 6
Get a better diet.
skychu 18
Next time, lay off the beans?
Pervers_fml 5
the good think is,he don't need anymore to pay the metan
GeneralDerp 5
Nice one, fartknocker.
BigFun76 12
What did that A-hole say? Nothing, he was just talking crap behind your back!
Countryboy1996 18
You shouldn't share a bed with a new boyfriend, harlot.