Today, I slept over at my new boyfriend's house for the first time. When I woke up in the morning, he told me all about how much gas I'd had through the night. He said he thought he had a grown man in his bed instead of me. FML
Isa_Marie0113 tells us more.
Hey guys! I wrote that FML. Yep, wasn't one of my best moments, but it's something we can laugh at now especially since he's usually the one that's gassy! Thanks for reading it and I hope you all had a good laugh too! (I would just like to add that I'm about to click "Spill the beans!" and I'm dying over the irony.)
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Top comments
AdamsNumberOne 16
I'm pretty sure he has lots of gas at night also. But then again, if he stays with u after that then he's a keeper!
figgit70 7
Boy, that sure stinks.
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Comments (68)
bearstyle22 11
I just think of peter teaching meg on how to find a boyfriend. love the gas! love itttt haha
martin8337 36
Some people don't understand that gas is normal bodily function. It could potentially be a problem if it smells like something died up there. I personally ghastly ave no problem with anyone farting.
martin8337 36
OP, you're a keeper.
Vivi99 12
Everyone farts sure its embracing for him to say that but I hope he didn't make a big deal out of it op.
RA91 26
Agreed
PhillDante 17
I once slept over at a friend's place, and he thought a Jack Russel dog broke in. It was my snoring...
jennilis 0
It sucks that it happened the first time you spent the night at his place, but it sounds like he might have had a sense of humour about it. Just laugh with him :) Also, my boyfriend says the best way to show a man you love him is to fart in front of him :P
seemo82 19
If he is a keeper? then he shouldn't embarrassed her by telling her anything about it... that was soo not decent
DaBlacky 31
I think it depends on how he said it. There is nothing abnormal at nightfarts, but stating it that way and comparing her to a grown man, is not really nice :s
RecklessLove 18
I'd want to know if I was farting in my sleep...
cryssycakesx3 23
45, its not like you can do anything about it anyway...
worldclassrager 41
How would he know that? Actually I would rather not know
glabberfasted 16
Because he is a grown man...?
xKai_Axelx 12
that's kinda sad
Dave_Davington 34
Everyone has night farts. It's hardly the end of the world.