Lou Czar
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
looking
United States
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
mylovelifeisanepicfail
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
London, United Kingdom
Catfished
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
GopherJR
Canada
Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
z……
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
What are the odds?
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Anonymous
First dates suck
Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML
Jakub89
Canada
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
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Cullens4Love 0
dude. f*** you both! just tell each other that you don't wanna be together! jesus, is it that hard to say no to someone???
HyperFlirt 0
So you're both assholes. Just break up. : Don't cheat, break up! That should be your new motto...
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snowhawk22 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
KARMA on who's part? I say the bitch who signed up for the site in the first place. Clearly he wasn't happy with the relationship and felt it necessary to find some side puss. Once on there he discovered why his girlfriend didn't want to have sex with him anymore...she was to busy getting pounded by other guys.
teameminem 2
Don't be sexist. Reality is, they both went on the site to cheat.
emba_fml 13
side puss?
aleia18 3
Of course the girl is in the wrong cause guys can just go get puss on the side and it's ok. Right .
gnattine 11
Asshole.
jorgeq161 4
Well said
Rebey 6
Dude really? Side puss? Your a dick. If he wanted it that badly break up.
wc07 0
cheater dating sites...seriously???
jsmith1199 4
#15.. yeah its always the girls fault and i wasnt being sarcastic at all, i was agreeing with you
SxBxLova 0
Haha, hilarious!
MasterDood 0
now you can cheat on her-WITH HER! win-win!
mellowyellowww 0
i dont get why people cheat, just be single it's way easier! ;p
D4ni3l96 5
single FTW =D
SuperMeron 0
What the hell is a cheater dating site?!
choppedNskrewed 0
YDI cheaterrr!!
blueworld_fml 0
I think you guys need to talk...
Toas7 0
"Today I decided to try to find someone to cheat on my girlfriend with, then I find out she's been looking for someone to cheat on me with. FML." It's Karma, only Karma came around and kicked you in the dick before you even did anything.