Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
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dcg_957 0
Call: 1(800)-choke-dat-hoe
ImNotANapkin 0
She moves on fast..
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Comments (200)
BoredAsHell5469 0
Can't turn a hoe into a house wife
NoobyNed 4
Pretend to do the same thing. :)
mrxgen 3
You're still living together? Kick her out! She has a place to go.
DayDreamss 0
sorry bud. obviously that started way before you signed the papers. move on!
momo1972 3
She is his problem now
Shadow_Phantom 26
What a bitch. FYL.
asherm 15
He signed papers, but may not be final yet. Sounds like they skipped being separated. Hope she moves in with him soon. Get out bitch! My friend is military and command told him he had to let life sucking cheating skanky wife live with him, (he walked in on her and her new fiancé banging) but in SC he had to be separated before divorce. Luckily he's finally free of her!
jlstough 10
yeah...command cant force him to allow her to stay there. he's paid BAH or BAQ depending on which branch, which is a housing allowance. if he is not providing a roof over her head while they are still married he is required to pay her what is called BAH 2, an amount factored up by how much he is paid and how many dependents he has. its much like alomony. been there done that. command cant override the legalities of ucmj.
Redneck_Mouse 1
Harsh
gso819 2
All i can say is.........DAMN!!!
alexicanaaa 7
She probably wanted a divorce because she was already seeing the guy in the first place.
TheNewGuy03 29
Sadly, it seems like some people here don't have a clue. She's probably been seeing the dude for some time now, since she's emboldened enough to have a conversation with the guy in the presence of her soon-to-be ex-husband. |the kid|
alexicanaaa 7
Exactly what I was thinking!
TheNewGuy03 29
Someone's been going on a down-thumbing spree. :/ |the kid|
alexicanaaa 7
They sure have! :/