Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML
Today, I dropped a bottle when moving my cat supplies. and just my luck it fell onto my iPhone and broke the screen. I don’t have enough money to replace it. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
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Top comments
FalloutScrolls 25
Your phone demanded a blood sacrifice. Way to step up, OP. Go you!
TeenieRee_2032 27
There is a problem with the iPhone, you just can't put your finger on it. ? see what I did there?
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Comments (64)
andrmac 25
Oh the that's the new feature DNA by sampling your blood it replaces you finger print functions of unlock and buying stuff.
SUN_lover 19
I can feel thousands of needles pricking my thumbs, literally. Yikes! Sorry OP. Hope you are doing good.
Clipped 6
My question is why would you still try to use the screen when you could cut yourself?
kennethlwinter 3
YDI for being that idiot. Why the hell would you believe it was okay to do that without fixing it? At least get a tempered glass protector next time.
S_Gnu 17
Metal
finalyearsofhate 22
This is why screen protectors are a necessary. At least put a piece of packing tape over it and save your fingers until you can get it fixed. You might have more trouble with that since its considered biohazard now..
upgradestorm1 20
Shoulda used an otterbox
bearman56098 8
Its your fault for having an iphone...
blupenguin29 14
just cover the screen with packing tape
xthexdemonx 15
put scotch tape on it. or get it replaced.