SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
New Zealand
Stress test
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Anonymous
Kingman, United States
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
jib
Kilgore, United States
Raincheck?
Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML
Paul
Dirty protest
Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML
ADH2000
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nerves
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
spit saliva spit
Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML
Anonymous
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Guess I'm jobless
United States
Stars of CCTV
Today, I nailed a job interview and they hired me on the spot. The only problem was I was bursting at the seams and had to poop really bad. After destroying their bathroom and taking my leave, not an hour later I got a phone call saying they're "gonna go a different direction." FML
Wow
Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML
Anonymous
Bustin' my ass
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Top comments
Nakomai 17
Never trust a fart.
katluvr 22
<p>Could be good, could be bad. "Depends" on how you look at it!</p>
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Comments (16)
Kers3054 16
Best version of "shitty situation" I've ever seen #11. Good job.
assassinmaster 22
once i trusted a fart ...
assassinmaster 22
yeah, sounds "mature" to walk into the interview room and ask the the whole world to wait you for 10 minutes because you need to shit. Stop being self-centered and expect the whole world revolve around you and you will understand why it was difficult for OP to stop the interview and go for a shit.
Shay_Shay97 23
That's just... bad. I mean REALLY bad. That's it, it's game over man! It's game over!
lucasjames22 8
eewwww