Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
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Top comments
little_aliceee 17
You made her speechless. Good job
Hellishowl 17
I've been there man, I feel you. FYL
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Comments (71)
AngelLovesDerby 10
Maybe it's for the best homie, you don't need her...
Goblin182 27
YDI, grow a pair, next time you want to let woman know you like her do it in person. And when you decide to break up with her, use hte same pair and do that in person also.
JMichael 26
I hate when someone replies with that. Too lazy to type out an actually ******* answer.
mattrd_fml 31
What was the message you sent her?
Dramori 29
Still better than the time I wrote hi to a girl and received the response "piss off"...
sykokitti 15
I'm so sorry but Lmao
sarah2144 14
So did you tell her you liked her in your message? Did you say something inane and she didn't know how to respond? The FML doesn't really specify.
worldclassrager 41
Texting or another form of contact might work better...
brokenperfectnes 15
I'm curious about what you texted her
Xotoolyxo 16
Don't waste your time with her then