Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
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Top comments
Sonalis 9
Well, honey, all the good ones are either taken or gay. But seriously, DO you have a minute?
Vash_41288 10
Maybe his straight just passionate about gay rights lol, but probably not the case.
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Comments (243)
NinnaDegn 5
I have done that same mistake...
jessherself13 21
Hopefully you had a minute for gay rights. I fail to see the FML in this. There are plenty of straight fish in the sea.
DeathNoteHunniie 7
I didn't even want to scroll through the comments as I know what half of them say, but if everyone would take a moment and read this I would greatly appreciate it: It's 2013 already, black people got their freedom, immigrants were able to come to America without judgement, having children out of wedlock was accepted (to a degree) and kids are able to live their dreams if they try hard enough. My point is that if we were able to accept all those things then we could accept gay love! I don't like it when people talk about how disgusting gay people are, or how it's unnatural because it's nothing but bullsh*t coming out of closed minded people's mouths! People like that make it hard for some gay people (bi,les and trans included) to come out! Especially me, I panic everytime I have the thought of telling my family that I'm bi and it stops me from being me, but guess what? The gay,les,bi and trans society is fighting back! Many states are accepting gay marriage and eventually you will have to accept it so grow up and stop being hateful! I would love it <3 Thank you for reading and have a good night ~Takia
elmateo_fml 9
It's funny that you say this because although African-Americans have their 'rights', they are still persecuted, just like most minorities are, look at Ferguson. You're too funny when you say that immigrants can come to America without judgement because last I remember seeing was a bunch of angry anti-immigrant a-holes, who are trying to kick hard working immigrants out of the country because they are not "American," a title which has been sorely tainted by the actions of many ignorant people. Believe me when I say you have your sources wrong. However, I will say this, love your significant other, man or woman, because other's opinions don't matter. You are only as free as you allow yourself to be, and trust me freedom isn't free. Bruce Lee once said "Be real." It is a difficult thing to do but the most self fulfilling. And it's not fair to jump to conclusions about what the comments are, so before posting something like this, make sure people actually posted vulgarities instead of assuming they did. Thank you, and be you
daemonsparta 16
HA
MrCommunism 19
it doesn't mean he's gay, just supports gay rights.
rhiley 26
HECK UEAH I DO