By darkdollyone - 19/05/2010 01:36 - Spain
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It's been 6 1/2 years. Hopefully you've got that straw out by now OP!
I once vomited on a friend who I had a crush on, so don't worry OP these things happen
I usually put straws in my ears and pretend I'm a robot from space, but your plan could work.
Snort the alcohol to show your dominance.
TBH I bet you made her night! I hope you talked to her!
Advice to help in the future, sexy poses cannot be taken with straws
I have done this exact same thing. Fortunately she thought it was hilarious.
Be a man and order a real drink, not some sissy fruit drink with a colorful name. Then you wouldn't have to try a sexy pose to impress her.
OP is a woman. Also, as a straight woman, I'd be much more attracted to a man who does what he enjoys despite judgmental idiots like you than a man who tries to please everyone by being macho when that isn't who he is.
Why can I never fav the best fmls?!
Putting a straw up your nose is not normal human courting behavior, OP :p On a more serious note let's just hope it was too dark for her to see it happen
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All that sexiness you were trying to conjure up probably would have been negated anyway, since you had the kind of drink that demands a straw to begin with.
There once was a man named Murphy, whom often lurked in the shadows. Conniving and comedic, he wrote a law in the same moment he spoke it, "If anything can go wrong, it will."