darkdollyone
Spain
Today, I saw a very pretty girl at the nightclub. She looked at me so I took a sexy pose while drinking, trying to look cool. I put the straw in my nose. FML
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dommiebear 12
All that sexiness you were trying to conjure up probably would have been negated anyway, since you had the kind of drink that demands a straw to begin with.
Tarlachia 33
There once was a man named Murphy, whom often lurked in the shadows. Conniving and comedic, he wrote a law in the same moment he spoke it, "If anything can go wrong, it will."
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Suffolk_yourself 8
It's been 6 1/2 years. Hopefully you've got that straw out by now OP!
princesspippers 5
I once vomited on a friend who I had a crush on, so don't worry OP these things happen
RichardPencil 32
I usually put straws in my ears and pretend I'm a robot from space, but your plan could work.
stryder9090 28
Snort the alcohol to show your dominance.
KrazyKatz333 15
TBH I bet you made her night! I hope you talked to her!
whatshuman43 8
Advice to help in the future, sexy poses cannot be taken with straws
rattyrayvn 21
I have done this exact same thing. Fortunately she thought it was hilarious.
Birdie27 11
Be a man and order a real drink, not some sissy fruit drink with a colorful name. Then you wouldn't have to try a sexy pose to impress her.
sweetpotato301 7
OP is a woman. Also, as a straight woman, I'd be much more attracted to a man who does what he enjoys despite judgmental idiots like you than a man who tries to please everyone by being macho when that isn't who he is.
Dusty_Cups 30
Why can I never fav the best fmls?!
Jennapea 15
Putting a straw up your nose is not normal human courting behavior, OP :p On a more serious note let's just hope it was too dark for her to see it happen