All that sexiness you were trying to conjure up probably would have been negated anyway, since you had the kind of drink that demands a straw to begin with.

There once was a man named Murphy, whom often lurked in the shadows. Conniving and comedic, he wrote a law in the same moment he spoke it, "If anything can go wrong, it will."

I'm sorry, but trying to do a sexy cool pose almost never works. Hopefully she was amused and agreed to dance with you anyway.