Today, I saw a text message on my husband's phone from a "Candice", asking him if he and his wife are still separated, followed by an invitation to spend the night. I never knew we were separated in the first place. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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alpaquette91 9
Well now you are... Take him for all he's worth!
BeccaHugs 17
Dump his ass. Once a cheater, always a cheater, and they are never worth it.
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Comments (226)
hecallsmedarlin 7
You should text Candice back and inform her that it is you and as far as you are aware you two were never separated and tell her under the circumstances now you are and if she wants to deal with a lying scumbag she's now more than welcome to. Then confront him & leave his sorry ass. If he really loved you he wouldn't be going behind your back. Find someone who actually does. It's not worth the pain to stick around.
Llamacod 11
so, reading your post I have come to the conclusion that, according to what you've said, if he really loved her then he would cheat with her knowledge rather than behind her back. right?
unknown_user5566 27
No, she's saying if the husband really loved OP he wouldn't be going behind her back. Period. I feel like you are commenting on every post and purposely trying to contradict people.
hecallsmedarlin 7
96- Quit trying to read between the lines when there is no lines. I meant it exactly how I said it. 119- Thank you for pointing out how I meant it. :) I didn't realize some people couldn't understand a simple paragraph.
raraisbang 12
I think the worst part about that would be getting forced to watch twilight. That's a wonderful, albeit horrible punishment. :D
speedyb 2
There are so many ways you can take this situation. Good luck with which ever one you decide to take.
TheEpicPies 15
You deserve better.
candiixxoo 3
It's girls like this that give us "Candice's" a bad name lol. But your husband is a complete ass! the infidelity FML's really piss me off. Divorce his ass.
perdix 31
Candice a fine name. Do you let anyone call you Candy? The Candice I know will murder anyone that calls her that.
Llamacod 11
no you may not call her candy, but you may call her candii.
Obeyy19 4
^ true. Divorce that m'f!
dellis44 7
surprise!
perdix 31
Maybe he is separated from one of his other wives. Polygamy seems to be making a comeback these days. Mitt Romney will probably make it legal if he gets in.
helpme37 0
You should have replied yes and asked her
helpme37 0
You should have replied yes and asked her
candicebounce 1
I'm Candice :O
Marteeny23 19
Did you know he was still married?
candicebounce 1
I mean my name is Candice. I'm not that candice^