Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
You ought to lose your license. From personal experience with a jackass who did the same thing to me, I can tell you that your insurance isn't going to compensate your victims the true value of their vehicles. They will be out several thousand dollars and loads of time dealing with the mess because of what you did.
therevolution 0
wow that's so stupid...I don't think anything else needs to be said.
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Comments (166)
kissmygeass 2
YDI you @ss, you could've killed someone!
elmorous 0
You are a ******* idiot!
TryptamineDreame 0
You would have been better off getting a speeding ticket, had it been a camera, rather than almost killing someone wow. I admit that I speed sometimes but I ALWAYS use my mirrors and have great hand/eye coordination. Good going dumbass, ydi imo.
shadowPlayer 6
YDI why would you brake hard? Can you say 'Guilty'? Not to mention there were people behind you. you don't deserve a license! LMAO
Hopersz 0
You are a ******* IDIOT AND A DUMBASS AND YOU DESERVE IT. You should have been paying attention to the road and driving instead of ******* around. IDGAF what anyone sayys. Your a damn dumbass and your license should be suspended. Better yet it should be taken away from you for good. Then you have the ****** nerve to do this FML? Your a damn idiot.
ROFLFail 0
whoa, whoa, whoa, no need to curse so much sr ghetto
Hopersz 0
#52 Chill out. Its freedom of speech and I'm gonna say as i please. OP was the idiot here for causing a 4 car pile up. I would sue the crap out of him. 1) Stupidity shouldn't be allowed 2) OP PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD NEXT TIME 3)Your still an idiot for doing this 4) I hope your license gets revoked 5) People like you are what makes the world a messed up place. Its certain people like OP here that make certain people not want to go out and use their vehicle. Did he or she did not know that the life of these people that were in the accident could have been in his or her hands? Think about FATALITY then tell me what you think
compasseagle89 8
@ 40/53: And "you're" still an idiot for using the wrong form of the word, twice. Your...you're...learn the difference. Freedom of speech doesn't give you permission to butcher the language.
sourgirl101 29
I don't believe there is not one person on here that has never sped. Personally, I can't help it. I have a fast car. But I am aware if what's behind me because I don't want whiplash. Sorry OP, live and learn!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Speeding is one thing, but speeding enough that a camera makes you completely panic is another. BTW, have you checked your PMs lately, girl? ;)
sourgirl101 29
Yea, I do speed but I'm never wreckless. Zero tickets! Knock on wood! TIJD no Boo. Why, you leaving me messages? (: I'm working late and only on my iPhone. I'll read it when I get home at 1am.
Bees_fml 0
Wreckless or reckless? I should hope you're always the former, and never the latter.
Malfunktyn24 0
Today, some idiot slammed his brakes on the highway for no apparent reason. I am now paralyzed due to being crushed between two cars. FML.
Daralea 21
YDI for not leaving enough stopping distance
skanksonaplane 0
76 wins!
babyT2293 0
wtf?! i would come after you for that...have fun explaining that one
ScottishGuy0001 0
Typical Woman Driver ha
nizzy09 3
Douche Bag