Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
Today, I fainted in my bathroom, full on naked and sprawled out on my bathroom floor. When I came to, I was in pain from landing on my side and very disoriented. I sat up and could see my husband just roll over in bed and go to sleep. He didn’t even ask me if I was OK. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it, and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML
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farkie3 8
Has the zombie invasion already spread that far north from Florida? D:
Celina_Lune 20
I hope you called the police. That's freaky.
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Comments (105)
Rosie_Posie43 12
Note to self: Do not help strangers alone in a field.
LittleGreenPaola 23
Dafuq did I just read?!
ManInTheMachine 20
You, m'dear, just read an FML. I know, I know, it's hard to come to terms with but trust me, it gets easier as you continue reading them.
sharksfan48 13
Sneaky little bastard.
sharksfan48 13
Sneaky little bastard.
bethrocksya 9
Well. . . . That's different! FYL OP! :/
sharksfan48 13
Sorry about the second post my fml shit itself
letmehavemytea 21
Good for you for taking the incentive to help him...and FYL for ending up with a crazed naked man on your tail.
angylbane 3
Lying down. *fix'd
perdix 31
This is what cellphones and 911 were for. Let the pros deal with him. Unless you like being chased by naked men. Is that what you like? If so, are you going to be in my area anytime soon. I find my short shorts too binding ;)
Missusluv313 9
Oh yes Perdix! Let it ALL hang out!
perdix 31
#27, thanks for your support. My short shorts only let SOME of it hang out. If I go full-on naked, I'll need another type of support. ;)
brenkite 5
Threat level: Ochre
gc327072 31
I dunno 59 I'm thinking taupe on this one.
yenidewi 11
Hahhahahahhahahaha ... that's soooo funny ... X'D