Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
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Top comments
Blacksxe 1
Say you are laughing because you just remembered a funny joke. If you're lucky you will live.
flamerocker 9
It was you?
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Comments (139)
megapeyt 17
You sooooooooo deserved it
BarrelChick 0
for laughing because something was funny...
lvlcapblue 0
Techno Viking's brother! Oh noes...
kjbirch7 0
that's kinda mean. I dance and sing in my car. ydi I would kick your ass too lol
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
All the boys and all the girls are beggin to if you seek Amy :D
BloodyDraven 0
u shouldve told him that you were laughing cause u thought u were the only one who listened to Brittany Spears, u fail OP
judices 0
I love her to just not her music
EvilPotato 15
3 then you don't know music.
Joey44 15
I refuse to believe that there is anybody in the world who has not, at one time or another, wanted to dance like an idiot to a Britney Spears song. There's nothing wrong with a bit of cheesy music now and again.
Anubyte 0
I havn't!
MrSassypants 34
Well you have never truly experienced the true meaning of life. I move to the groove of hit me baby one more time and womanizer. I even made a new song dedicated to her called "Hit me womanizer one more time." I really hope it catches on.
perdix 31
Oops, you did that again? I'll bet you didn't say, "Hit me, baby, one more time," cuz that could've been toxic.
ArielTheMermaid 17
Perdix is a genius!!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Waltz or Foxtrot?