Today, I saw a girl I knew from high school at the DMV and she started leaning forward. I thought she was leaning into hug me. So I just began to hug her. She was actually trying to throw something in the garbage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML
Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my love handles, and said, "Honk, honk!" FML
Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML
Today, at the local mini-mart, I saw an old friend from high school and decided to surprise her with a hug from behind. Turns out, it wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who screamed, then whacked me with her purse. Now I’m banned from the shop. FML
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Top comments
ohshit_fml 0
Oh man, thats so embarassing!
mattmag 0
Hugs are nice, universally. She enjoyed it, even if she acted creeped out.
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Comments (77)
ubububub 0
It would have been funnier if she didn't remember you. Then you'd just be a creepy guy
Infinite_Kraze 0
lol, hugs are good now if u kissed or groped that would really be awkward, but u said u know her so it's not really a big deal. (unless ur not telling us something...)
TootyFruity123 0
AWKWARD!
BG_caligrown 0
#13 , @ yur description; i bet yu love 4×4 cheeseburgers, too!
hahaha6 0
Awkward turtle?
BostonBear 33
very akward turtle
thrawg 0
i guess it depends on how she acted whether or not ur life is f'ed altho i dont rly think ydi, i mean technically yeah, but it was just a misunderstanding so yeh but that mustve been kinda awkward
RNCftw 0
YDI for creepy awkwardness
kitties_fml 12
hahahaha
anteatereater 0
oh if you know her it's not a bad situation at all. you can totally play it off with a simple hello :D if youre already willing to hug im sure that means you're good friends already. and really, nothing hints to whether the OP is a guy/girl.
discoinferno 0
This is stupid. If she was throwing something away, she'd probably be looking at the can, not at you. And no one really looks away when they go to hug someone.
foreverisabelx3 0
sooooooo... embarrassing =[