Today, I saw a girl I knew from high school at the DMV and she started leaning forward. I thought she was leaning into hug me. So I just began to hug her. She was actually trying to throw something in the garbage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML
Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my love handles, and said, "Honk, honk!" FML
Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML
Today, at the local mini-mart, I saw an old friend from high school and decided to surprise her with a hug from behind. Turns out, it wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who screamed, then whacked me with her purse. Now I’m banned from the shop. FML
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ohshit_fml 0
Oh man, thats so embarassing!
mattmag 0
Hugs are nice, universally. She enjoyed it, even if she acted creeped out.
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Comments (77)
effyourlife_ 0
haha! those awkward moments define my life!
carliexobon 0
lmao aw that sucks and must have been very embarrassing.
1073kat 0
HAHAHAH ive done that before to people. ...awkwardddd ya
LittleMiss1 0
Aw i do that to you look like a tard lol
rakhil11 7
ooh awkward. can't u tell the difference, though? an "i'm about 2 hug u" and an "i'm about 2 throw something in the trash" poses r totally different. anyway, i'm sure she already 4got all about it
mrsbickhart 0
LMFAO
danielleFML 0
oh my god, i would have smacked you. socially inept much?
hcoxo134 0
FYL. lmfao.
Nneoma109 0
man...i know you're really embarrassed! i feel your pain dude! But I do admit to doing somthing like that to somebody
missAK 0
or maybe just pretended to be completely crazy.. maybe say "Diana Ross!! it's absolutely smashing to see you!" and sprint awaaaayyy!! then she wouldn't think you were creepy OR awkward. just insane.