Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML
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wondercat40 28
He just stared blankly at me as I ran off, and that's definitely not a good sign of anything! I see him at my band classes, but I haven't spoken to him since. Thank you for the comments, a lot of them made me laugh. I don't know the where the Jesus drummer's band came from either, it was a local band that I forgot the name of. However, I think it was a Christian band. Oh, the irony.
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DeeDeeJay 15
I'm story but I found this hilarious!
pimrol 16
did you run off over water?
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Comments (93)
beehardxcore 26
I do this all the time. Foot-in-mouth disease. I spent countless hours telling my very athletic (now boyfriend) how stupid I think professional sports are. Oops! :)
sammyjo06 14
This was awesome XD. I hope the guy found it as hilarious as I did and that if you two start dating, you'll have a great "how we met" story :).
RedPillSucks 33
Did he try to lay hands on you?
SilverWrath 2
lmao that is ******* funny
nchic01 17
well i've had some pretty bad fails in that department too OP! Don't feel bad
jrn 14
lmfao
EnderWolf1013 9
lmao
assfarts 3
A drummer who looks like Jesus... You mean Dave Grohl?
brandoneyez1 25
Neves got ya.
TheMystery13 13
On the off chance that Jesus actually existed, he was born in the Middle East; it's highly unlikely that he was a white Anglo-Saxon male as he is often portrayed. So that just adds a whole other level of weirdness to this.