Today, I saw a bug on a stranger's arm and as a knee-jerk reaction smacked it. It took me a second before I realized it was actually a loose scab. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML
Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML
Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML
Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
Today, I was working on my new house and I was taking out a large cactus. While picking up the pieces to throw away, I noticed a spider on my forearm. Without thinking, I swiped at the spider with a piece of the cactus. I missed the spider, not my forearm. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
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Top comments
hwkfan1 10
Ydi all the way. Even if it was a bug, wouldn't you just tell them they have a bug on their knee?
sensoon15 7
Did they instinctively smack your face?
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Comments (49)
missnezzy 10
Awkward turtle
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Is there a rule book on urban solitude I should be brushing up on?
heyyhowsitgoing 9
It was nice of you to try and help but you don't hit a random stranger! They might hit you back when they don't know why you are hitting them. And also, if you do think it's a bug just say 'excuse me there's a bug on you' Or something like that
Pandacupcakelove 26
Soo much awkwardness! :S Oh well, they will probably understand if you just explain that you thought it was a bug.
CatPupsRule 0
Ewwwww!!!!!!!!!
CatPupsRule 0
Somebody pass the hand sanitizer quick!!!!!
Jazzy731 0
People are so rude.. Dont get me wrong I would be grossed the **** out but it's just a scab
KiddNYC1O 22
What?
RegularDayFML 0
Wow. Its usually not wise to slap strangers arms, even if there is a fly on it. Imagine if it was on his face.
PiaMiaPerez 1
Rule number 53 never try to be the hero.
HelligKeit 5
And I assume that his first reaction was to punch you square in the jaw? That would be a punishment more suitable.