Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I decided to give a break to my students halfway through my three hour lecture. The break became the end of the lecture, because nobody came back. FML
Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
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littlemonster94 15
Take advantage of being a college student - you can come and go as you please!
t_Wag13 7
He repeats things for emphasis! EMPHASIS!!
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Comments (51)
cupcakechick 17
at least it will be drilled Into ur head
JaneDoe1024 6
This is my worst nightmare! Some classes you check the clock every 5 minutes thinking is this ever going to end!? However, I'd probably be the stoner asking the question haha.
juliaannw 11
Repeated information cant hurt. You'll just do better on the test.
happylappy 21
Big deal. If he didn't grasp the lecture he has the right as a student to ask the teacher to explain.
klutz44 28
He didn't grasp it because he wasn't paying attention. His fault, he shouldn't have wasted everyone else's time because he was too lazy to pay attention.
BlockOfRedStone 25
I think it's more true that he was too disoriented to pay attention.
Elle_ShellBelle 15
Resident stoner? Because you've seen them smoking or they smell like weed?
lulzcoaster 3
no man, it the lifestyle choice hea being singled out on. red green yellow ear buds, nappy hair and red eyes from allergies.
BellaBelle_fml 23
It isn't really that difficult to tell if someone is a stoner or not.
Needafarm 22
Should have volunteered those awesome notes you were taking to the "resident stoner." Then you could probably have left earlier.
ambitiousnygrl 17
And your Prof actually repeated it all? Every professor I ever had would have kicked them out, told them to get the notes from someone else or to stop by during office hours. This makes me wonder what kind of school OP goes to.
BlockOfRedStone 25
I probably wouldn't become a professor unless I really enjoyed talking about the subject I was teaching, and I'd imagine that that's true for a lot of other professors too, so if they're going over a complex subject that the professor enjoys teaching them then I can understand why he'd be fine repeating practically the whole lecture.
Smashhoof 15
Stone the stoner with stones.
ctchan2381 5
either your school is for the "special" students or your professor really cares about his students and truly wants them to learn
ni0ve 9
well nice professor