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jesspacheco27 San Francisco, United States

Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML

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Yes longest 3 hours of my life. Worst part is she'd remove her hand and smell it.

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I would've made eye contact for an uncomfortably long time then nodded.

This is uncomfortable to read, let alone experience.

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My eyes hurt just from reading that

Ahh, isn't public transportation great?

dude, seriously. one time I was about to take the train and this dude just whips out his pens and started wacking off... just acted like I didn't notice and when the train pulled up I ran in... people these days!!

Wrong type of discreet used here, unless he meant she was masturbating in defined chunks of time... Just saying!

Sit somewhere else? Unless the bus was completely packed.

Sadly bus was packed

Ahh ok. Well That sucks.

And, still she did bother with that? That takes a lot of focus...

Discreetly? Why ignore it? Why not move or ask her to stop being so vile?

"discreetly"

FYL OP, but next time call her out on that shit. People doing things like that in public should be shamed.

A three hour fap session wow

it's dangerous to fap alone, I guess that's what she was thinking yuck!

I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

Ew, man... What did that smell like!?! I just puked in my mouth a little :-/

it doesn't have to smell

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