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jesspacheco27 San Francisco, United States

Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML

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Yes longest 3 hours of my life. Worst part is she'd remove her hand and smell it.

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I would've made eye contact for an uncomfortably long time then nodded.

This is uncomfortable to read, let alone experience.

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Doesn't seem like she was very discrete, then...

plot twist...she was just knittning

wat knittin her vag XD dude its a BIG difference to that

Maybe she had Parkinson's disease and was trying to hide her pill rolling tremors. Try not to be so quick to judge.

That's just horrid...

Get up and move?

Well at least she was having a good time