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jesspacheco27 San Francisco, United States

Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML

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Yes longest 3 hours of my life. Worst part is she'd remove her hand and smell it.

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I would've made eye contact for an uncomfortably long time then nodded.

This is uncomfortable to read, let alone experience.

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Should have offered to lend a hand, or at least a couple of fingers.

You couldn't complain to the bus driver or ask her loudly to stop? YDI, OP, for putting up with this behavior for three hours. At some point personal responsibility needs to come into play.

That sucks big time.... Mental brain scrub commencing in 5...4...3...2...1....

masturbating for 3 hours...man that's a record...

incoherentrmblr 22

#37, ...and fasteriskasteriskk her right in the pasteriskssy...

I have a cousin with that last name

what your cousin is called "masturbating"

why couldnt you just.....move?

Bus was full. No where to escape.

cookie1207 19

Lol! YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED WATCHING! Let the okd lady have her fun! Eww

MaylenesDisaster 2

Aaaand there goes my appetite. *shudder*

Was the rest room in the back occupied or something?

*Cleveland voice*. Oh that's nasty