Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
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Top comments
samuke 2
If you didn't have a decent lock why did you ride your bike and leave it where it could get stolen?
trongtn 0
If you didn't already have a lock for your bike, you shouldn't have taken it to the store. Leaving your bike unlocked outside unattended is just asking for it to be stolen.
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Comments (77)
themixedt4pe 0
Move to Japan. Then you probably wouldn't have needed a bike lock in the first place. =)
PianoManGidley 0
Should've walked to the store instead. And #23: The OP obviously doesn't think EVERYONE'S honest, or else he wouldn't have been going to get a lock for his bike!
nodbor 11
I hope the store did give you a refund for the lock that you do not need now.
anicolelove 0
dude if you were going to buy a lockfor your bike you shouldn't have taken your bike...duh anyway go report it as stolen and take the lock back. LOL. sorry kid that sucks but geez there was a much smarter option there
LeftHanded_fml 0
So what were the "few things" you needed to get? You only said that you were getting a bike lock at the end and in the beginning you said you needed a few things.
beckmanj1 0
haha sucker
naroushh 0
LMAO IM # 50 LOL OKAY I FEEL BAD **** UR LIFE BUT ATLEAST IT WASNT A CAR OR SOMETHING !!
poptartkid 0
#21 YOU SUCK Only poor people think that way #46,48 don't be a douchebag
Melodyfire 0
why shoudlnt he have ridden his bike? ever had a place that was to far to walk but to close to get a ride? ride your bike!!! he was running in running out! jeez some people on here are so high and mighty!
FoundManyLemons 0
FYL YDI. Maybe should have gotten the lock first.... :-/ #51: Classist ****. Plenty of middle-class and rich people are assholes too.