Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I rode my newly-purchased bicycle to Lowe's to look at flooring and back splashes for our upcoming remodel. Upon leaving the store, I found out that my bicycle had been stolen by someone who had bought a hacksaw from that store while I was shopping. They left the receipt to mock me. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
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Top comments
samuke 2
If you didn't have a decent lock why did you ride your bike and leave it where it could get stolen?
trongtn 0
If you didn't already have a lock for your bike, you shouldn't have taken it to the store. Leaving your bike unlocked outside unattended is just asking for it to be stolen.
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Comments (77)
AkeemKN 1
95% of the world would to steal if they get the chance. It's a sad world.
mike7236 5
I'd love to know where you obtained that figure from.
samiam69 0
itsss like raiiinnnn on ur wedding day! lmao
blouuu_fml 0
@ 21 : 95% of the world?? Aren't we pessimistic today. If I saw a bike that wasn't tied up, I wouldn't automatically think "oh, I have to steal it because it's easy and it will be soooo funny." And I have enough faith in the world to think I'm not part of a 5% minority. A lot of people steal, whether it's to sell it or use it or just to make a joke, but I also think a lot of people are honnest enough not to use every single occasion of stealing that they're given, and feel bad if they do it, by accident or not. And OP, you deserve it for thinking that EVERYONE is honnest.
AntiChrist7 0
don't leave your bike unlocked behind. buy new lock before you use your bike. YDI
blouuu_fml 0
ugh, honest**, sorry.
Rawrrr14 0
oh the irony. Sucks. I hope you get a new bike though!
poolshark 0
"I'm really sorry, Steven, but your bicycle's been stolen..."
Ilovelife07 0
ironnnny, now what are you going to take off sweet jumps?
thisishilarious 0
@23 are you dumb? to be funny? i have a twisted sense of humor but thats just ******. id steal the bike though. your fault for not locking it up
rukusrazor 0
What did you expect. If I don't lock something down, or bring it inside I consider it fair game. At home and out.. It's my responsibility.