Today, I received my employee ID, which I have to wear at all times at my new job. The only problem is that in my photo, I look like a donkey having a seizure. Customers keep snickering at it, and my boss thinks I posed like that deliberately. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML
Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML
Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML
Today, my company released its yearly magazine and I was in the background of a picture directing men around the site. It was the worst photograph I’ve ever seen. It managed to make me look like Hitler with an exposed belly, including the moustache and the salute, and I don’t even have a moustache. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
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Top comments
Despereaux 15
You may be the donkey, but they're the asses.
Articulation 12
Tell them that it's actually a donkey having a seizure, not you?
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Comments (70)
energizerbunny23 18
Just "lose" it.
_raemichaels 8
actually the best suggestion so far, you probably can't do without it, so your boss will have to get a new one made, only problem is, you're gonna look pretty unprofessional :/
DeeDeeJay 15
I think that would be kind of obvious. They already know she hates it.
YellowKettleBell 31
Not necessarily; the OP said her boss thinks she posed that way intentionally. Maybe the boss thinks she finds it funny.
crazytwinsmom 25
They might just print a new one with the same pic on file.
Luigi2012SM64DS 6
Hello, I... *snickers* Sorry sir I *laughs* I'm gonna go.
glabberfasted 16
Sir? OP is female
Luigi2012SM64DS 6
My bad. FML mobile isn't that great.
arandomusernameaa 20
it has the gender symbol on the FML... you are either blind or don't know which symbol is which... male looks like a hard dick female is crossing her legs
Luigi2012SM64DS 6
The mobile website? Smartass.
Vagitarian1 10
The camera records only what it "sees."
SatinsNightmares 17
Lol ah man, ain't that a bitch.
FucYoCouch 13
No, it's an I.D.
chocolatefrog28 29
Now I've heard of Resting Bitch Face, but this sounds like it's in a whole new category.
TheSmelliestKid 4
YDI. Hard to believe it could be accidentally that bad.
SmokinGuns 13
Hard to believe that you're naturally photogenic and never had a bad picture in your whole life.
TheSmelliestKid 4
What can I say I'm a retard.
TheSmelliestKid 4
What can I say I'm a Stinson.
maggiefox 25
I promise my 6th grade yearbook picture is worse.
Curlytwirly22 17
I promise you my all grade pictures look like a million actually a billion times worse than not only your picture but all the bad pictures in the world combined
FemskyD 26
What happened, is that your normal face or did you sneeze when they took The picture?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I think OP should comment using the seizing donkey picture as her profile picture! Lol.
worldclassrager 41
Can you get a retake?