Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered for my girlfriend's birthday will be a week late, which makes it a week late for her birthday. I sat down and said we needed to talk, she burst into tears and apologised for 'sleeping with him,' I just wanted to tell her it would be late. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML
Today, I spent 20 minutes practicing a heartfelt apology to my girlfriend for forgetting our anniversary. When I finally delivered it, she stared at me blankly and said, “Our anniversary is next week.” Now I’ve apologised for nothing, and she knows I’ll probably forget the actual date. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
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aback 5
Sounds like there's still time to cancel that order!
jillian_xx 0
ouch.
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Comments (149)
iangel92 2
wow... super ouch.
pessimista_fml 0
oh, that really sucks. But in a way, she regretted at least. But that doesnt mean you should go back with her or trust her. Not at all!
Ultimate_Cynic 0
This really sucks for you, OP, but at least there's a lesson in all of this. What is that lesson, you ask? Always, always, ALWAYS expect some degree of treachery from a woman.
Reynard12 0
Yes UC, because men never cheat. Ever. And the best lesson you can take from a bad situation is to never have a healthy relationship again. Becoming a controlling, jealous psycho really is the best revenge.
Reynard12 0
On the bright side, at leastr you were rewarded for being a kind, conciderate boyfriend with finding out, rather than limping along in the dark. Now you know, you can decide what to do, rather than having decisions made for you.
Reynard12 0
You can be sorry about both, you know.
MandyPandy 4
I hope somebody already said this, but if no one did... You NEVER said "We need to talk" to a female unless you are in fact going to break up with her.
BenCakes 0
You know you sound like a fool right? And let's look at it from your point. If you feel that is true and OK to do to somebody, then you probably think all men are horny as heck. So then wouldn't it be OK for guys to cheat on there GF/wifes if they aren't getting enough cause then we feel let down. I think you should watch your mouth before you open it. And get laid. And OP you really should just drop her and save the gift for your next GF. Or try and sleep with her sister or mom. That would be funny as hell.
sparxva 12
can you get your money back?
fml1594 0
YDI for sending money on a ho;)
Ragna_fml 0
She is sorry because she thought she was caught. Oh and all those girls defending her, I bet you are the same ones that wrote *dump that jerk* for the boyfriend who gave a funny card to his girlfriend on her birthday.