Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered for my girlfriend's birthday will be a week late, which makes it a week late for her birthday. I sat down and said we needed to talk, she burst into tears and apologised for 'sleeping with him,' I just wanted to tell her it would be late. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after buying my girlfriend an expensive gift for her birthday, cooking her breakfast in bed, and treating her all day ending with dinner and cake at her parents, she burst into tears and said the whole day was ruined. Why? I forgot to buy her a birthday card. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML
Today, I spent 20 minutes practicing a heartfelt apology to my girlfriend for forgetting our anniversary. When I finally delivered it, she stared at me blankly and said, “Our anniversary is next week.” Now I’ve apologised for nothing, and she knows I’ll probably forget the actual date. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
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Top comments
aback 5
Sounds like there's still time to cancel that order!
jillian_xx 0
ouch.
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Comments (149)
MrPresidentBoss1 0
now you can break up with her on her birthday. it might make u feel better
bubblebee2007 0
haha, dumping some one on their birthday for cheating will definetly make you feel better, i suggest doing it :)
Consequences 0
I agree. Cancel the order and end things with the whorebag. She's not sorry, and she'll do it again.
motheroffuck 0
I agree. if she really cared about you she wouldn't cheat on you. once a cheater, always a cheater. what a stupid bitch.
TrijonVirus 0
Ask for a threesome! it is her bday after all....:)
TrijonVirus 0
now she owes u an evan bigger present for your bday and what more betta than telling her u now wana have a threesome with her pretty best friend.... asuming its a girl and that she is dam sexy
BadPinkKitty07 0
oh burn! ouch that sucks. I hope you bought her some tight jeans for her b-day. might help her keep her legs together. ;)
Felix_Solorzano 3
Fake and gay
hasty_D 0
i wish that will never happen to me...sorry man...
patiencepending 0
how long have you been going out? and how well did she know the guy? she obviously feels incredibly guilty or she wouldn't have just blurted it out, she'd have denied it at all costs. I feel sorry for you and it's a horrible situation but it sounds like it was just a horrible mistake, good luck x
piles_of_fail 0
that's not spelling, that's grammar, smart one. And yes, people DO care about that.
Mzzangel 0
you shouldve apologized for not knowing how to spell apologized. ydi for flunking English
lq95742 0
You're an idiot. He *is* spelling it how it's spelled in English. The correct ENGLISH (as in ENGLAND) way is with an "s", the American version has a "z", as with many other words. Australians spell things the original way.
McGaz 2
In England, it is spelt apologised. It is the Americans that use the z''.
lq95742 0
Also, good call on criticizing his English when you couldn't be bothered to check yours...
TomFantastic 0
Or possibly criticising, lq :P
daengh 15
The internets are not just in Amerika, you know... FYL for being an ingoramus.
catkat1988 17
There's nothing wrong with OP's English, and as someone already pointed out, that's how you spell "apologise" in England (and how I was taught to spell it at school in Denmark). English words are spelled differently in different English-speaking countries, but moreover, people who don't speak English as their first language or people who may not be great at spelling should be given a chance, too. Spelling every single word correctly is not the purpose of this site, even though it's nice when a story is not too poorly written.
annoying_ppl_suk 0
Dumbass - not everybody spells that word correctly - it depends what part of the world you're from.
ShiningCelebi 1
PROTIP: The American spelling is the original spelling. It's even the preferred British spelling according to the OED. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_spelling_differences#-ise.2C_-ize But to hell with linguistics and history, and go spelling nationalism!
unpossible 26
It's the preferred spelling IN the OED, and other academic sources, but according to the article you posted it is not the preferred spelling of the populace. "Perhaps as a reaction to the ascendancy of American spelling, the -ize spelling is now rarely used in the UK mass media and newspapers, to the extent that it is often incorrectly regarded as an Americanism. The ratio between -ise and -ize stands at 3:2 in the British National Corpus."
RawNipples 3
Trolled.
blastvortex 4
First, the kind of punctuation you were looking for is called a "period." Use it. Second, there's a difference between remorse/regret and true penitence, and it's often hard to tell the difference. There's also no telling when and if she'll cheat on you again; if she already did it once, it's entirely possible that she'll do it again. You wouldn't even be doing HER a favor by staying with her. Be nice through her birthday if you want, but you need to dump her.
WonderChef 0
+1 Dump the bitch
Carbonchild 0
Is it too late too cancel?