jam
Australia
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Roxas
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
toosmall
This is fine
Today, I got a $60 parking ticket for not paying the $2.50 pay-to-park fee. I checked my bank records, which proved that I'd paid the fee, for the correct space too. The problem is the fine is too small to contest in traffic court. FML
Anonymous
United States
In and out
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
frustrated
Australia
When clampers attack!
Today, despite being parked in my work's car park, my car got clamped. It cost me $150 to get the clamp removed and all I got was "bad luck" from my boss and the clamper. FML
avalanche719
United States
Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML
occam's pube-razor
Buena Vista, United States
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
White out
Today, I received a $105 parking ticket for being in a handicapped space. The lines were covered by snow, and the sign was on the building twenty feet away. FML
lostcar
United States
Today, I parked my car in a garage that cost $13 for every 10 minutes past 10 o'clock. When I came back to the garage at 10, I had forgotten where I parked it and spent an hour looking for it. I paid $78 to lose my car. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Well maybe you should start parking your piece of crap in legal areas
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
How's your car only $147 and functioning?
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TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
No, there's a lot of used cars that you can get for under $10k, but $147 is insanely cheap.
barlessprison 16
OP I think you spelled bicycle wrongly. What kind of car is worth $147?
dcg1375 7
No. Cars cost "at least" 1 cent. It depends on what the person is selling it for. Although I've never seen one at one cent. Now if you had specified a brand new car then you are in the right ballpark.
dcg1375 7
We must've been replying at the same time 14. Your answer was much less sarcastic than mine.
pippa08 0
.... sell your cars parts to a moron, you might get something for it :/
Enslaved 38
Try to get on that "Pimp My Ride" show.(: And be careful where you park next time.
Redoxx_fml 22
What do you drive? A hot wheels?
imsosleepy 9
OP probably bought a go-cart off a yard sale or something
EnterSandman_fml 20
If you find a collector, it might be worth something. After all, it may be the only Renault Le Car left running. And since you're in Australia, you could make out like a bandit if you sell it to a collector in a country with a worse economy. I'm sure someone in Vietnam needs to replace their Toyota Corona.
the_pan1c 5
Corona is a beer. Corolla is a car
andyroxs 2
Toyota corona is a car as well, google it
McAninch35 9
And google is a search engine. I suggest you try using it before making sarcastic comments next time. Edit: Dammit I lost. I sowwie :(
soccerdude79 0
Is your car a box on wheels ?
cosmosis 12
Nah mate shopping trolley from the local wooleys!