Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my boss had to leave the house for a little while. She asked me to take any messages she got. I answered the phone and lady calling said she was returning her call about the opening for a nanny position. I'm the current nanny. I found out I'm being fired by the new nanny. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
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Top comments
mykbibby 0
Hey, at least the income will still be coming in to one of you, instead of to a complete stranger. You would've been fired no matter what, better it be your boyfriend replacing you.
rukusrazor 0
Well now it's your turn to just sit on the couch all day and play xbox, while HE is paying rent and working.
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Comments (57)
ammali 0
#5, that's stupid... she wanted to help her man find a job, and it's not like she KNEW it was actually her job. That sucks D: hopefully you find something else that is even better!
rakhil11 7
ok, just @ 12 (who said that they're keeping the job in the /family/) and 19 (who suggested that the OP had kids w/ her /bf/, she might have, but doubt it) - WHAT PART OF BF=/= HUSBAND DON'T U UNDERSTAND??!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i am actually 12, sue me 4 acting my level of maturity) @ OP-take care not 2 break up with him lol
Kamicase 0
It's actually better that way. A relationship lives from the fact, that people don't know everything about each other. The less you see him over the day the better will it be.
ilovemycats 0
YDI because you should never work with your boyfriend
wonnybot73 0
i dont know what you did, but the FSM showed you. Now you must suffer the consequences of irony.
Epic_Fail_Sauce 0
Deserved for sucking at your job ;)
ssecnirpc 0
Your boyfriend now has an income, and you can college unemployment! Not all bad!
ElsBells 0
And he's taking the job? Ha. He must feel like crap. You should totally rub it in. If he asks you to cook and clean like the others mentioned, just tell him you're too depressed because he stole your job. He'll feel so bad that he'll earn all the money AND do the housework. Your new job is to milk this for as long as possible. Oh, and get fat. You MUST get fat.
dumbNdumberer 0
haha some boyfriend
MajorLeeScrewed 0
Look at it this way. You're household is getting the same income and you don't have to work! I suggest you move in with your boyfriend.