Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my boss had to leave the house for a little while. She asked me to take any messages she got. I answered the phone and lady calling said she was returning her call about the opening for a nanny position. I'm the current nanny. I found out I'm being fired by the new nanny. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
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Top comments
mykbibby 0
Hey, at least the income will still be coming in to one of you, instead of to a complete stranger. You would've been fired no matter what, better it be your boyfriend replacing you.
rukusrazor 0
Well now it's your turn to just sit on the couch all day and play xbox, while HE is paying rent and working.
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rukusrazor 0
Well now it's your turn to just sit on the couch all day and play xbox, while HE is paying rent and working.
Ccool11 11
That boyfriend could be a very nice person. Just because someone is unemployed doesn't mean that they are lazy.
thelonelylurker 0
At least you're keeping it in the family!
lol_seriously 0
STFU #8! Your mom blew my dick last night!
wowfmlife 0
I think this is a good thing. At least now your boyfriend has a job and will probably be getting paid the same amount and nothing will really change. At least some random person didn't get the job...
acro_actress95 0
I can't belive they advertised the job BEFORE firing you. But yeah, I agree with # 14 and #7. LOL #11
TryToBeKind 0
and you didn't see this coming because . . . ?
ThatsAli3 0
hmm. well now that you're unemployed, your bf can make it up to you by taking you out= ) He has a job after all. = ) That does suck though.
ThatsAli3 0
This is delayed but um... why would she dump him? It's not his fault he got the job. Do you want them both to be unemployed? #4/8- I happen to like cooking and cleaning. Thank you very much. But are you trying to start a riot on sexism? It's so exasperating. And he probably will get paid more, but at least then he can buy the op expensive make up gifts. (Or if he's cheap, make up sex would suffice = P)
Ender_ 0
The OP was probably abusive to the kids I bet. Either that or she sucked at cooking and cleaning and can use this off time to work on her skills like #4 said.
Osakhomen 0
You're were going to get fired anyway. At least it was your boyfriend who replaced you, can you can benefite a bit from that...