Today, I received a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facebook app) from my boyfriend of 3 years. Along with the ring came a message. It read, "Will you marry me?" He was serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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kdl121 0
Isn't that a good thing? I mean, yeah it's not an expensive restaurant and real ring ... but I think it's sweet and almost romantic. :)
gc_fml 0
Don't post a FML because you are sad you didn't get some multi-thousand dollar ring. He could've given you nothing, like some people on here get. lol
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Comments (402)
z0mb130v3rl0rd 0
Wow...are you really gonna bitch about getting proposed to just because it wasn't the way you wanted it to go down? At least your man loves you enough to propose to you at all. FYL you whiny little idiot. You obviously don't know a good thing when you have it.
Jade_fml 0
Ohh and if you get married you can get a bouquet of flowers from Farmtown :):)
Cookedgremlin 0
Come on stop bitching and be happy, he loves you enough the propose to you and he probabley thought it would make a cute/funny story to tell after your married or at the marriage ceremony. =))
alex_vik 1
Wait, that shit is on facebook now too? I already hated it enough on MySpace.
teamomiamor 0
how is ur life f*** that is 1 off the sweetest things ive heard
eleni07 0
i actually believe it's kinda cute.. he may get you a ring later, he chose something different and more spontaneous. It something you didn't expect, right?
skullbuster 0
OP: Ok, facebook - mafia wars - 'diamond ring' - BLECH! What in the hell are you talking about you freak? You and the boyfriend (or is he your fiance now?) are obviously way too involved on Facebook that he thought this was the least bit acceptable. You reap what you sew, and apparently you are sewing up some bullshit on Facebook. Really, are you one of those sad sacks that posts updates all day long about their whereabouts and shit (e.g. "Going to get a milkshake, yay!"). I don't even know what to say to any of this, your life is ****** but it goes so far beyond a virtual diamond ring and a proposal on Facebook.. I'll weep for you tonight!!!
Ronniexx4 0
That's kinda really creative actually... not a FML thing at all.
Katie348 0
as long as he gives u a real ring eventually, then i tihnk its kinda cute...creative. so stop bitching!
Pyrbaby 0
As much as I'm all for "cute" and "creative", he didn't even have the decency to be in the same damn room. I liked the Ring Pop at the zoo one. But at least that guy was actually THERE. This is a HUGE turning point in her life, and he did it over FACEBOOK? This is the equivalent of the "Will you go out with me? y/n" notes that went around in elementary/middle school. Maybe it would have been cute if he'd been in the room with her and instead of including the proposal with the ring, simply asked her after she received it. Or something. There are so many ways this COULD have been a cute. creative proposal and instead he was just lazy. Unless he's deployed in the military or something, its definitely an FML for the OP.
BlondePsycho 43
Are you below level 8? Cause thats the That's Amore achievement.