Today, I realized why my water bill has gone down so much. My 16 year old daughter now only feels it necessary to shower whenever her boyfriend is going to come over. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML
Today, I've found that the water bill has been much lower than usual as of late. I then realized that this is because I'm so depressed and hardly get out at all, that I've stopped showering or even taking care of myself in general. Who do I have to impress, anyway? FML
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my 17 year-old reacted with shock and horror when she learned that a single utility bill can amount to more than 200 dollars. FML
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML
Today, my mom revoked my shower privileges for a week, all because I'm “using too much water.” I'm the kind of person who will smell like garbage after one skipped shower. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML
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Top comments
Rosebudx 32
Try a scare tactic and ask her what's going to happen if her boyfriend comes over to surprise her. I bet that'll put her on a regular shower schedule.
Miss_Klutzie 28
I hope he feels special. ._.
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Comments (129)
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
What happens when he surprises her?
dakatabg 31
She has to have her veggy clean for him
graceinsheepwear 34
Her veggy? So he can toss her salad?
ThedaRose 15
not so bad really if you think about it..... lol
AnonForAReason 11
Water you going to do about it?
Danielle7994 18
I think it's time to start inviting him over more often
tilphor 6
I don't see the big deal. Does she stink? Is it a month between bathing sessions? Our society is way too fixated on cleanliness and attempting to live a sanitized existence. Bathing every day is not good for your skin, and regular sanitization suppresses the immune system and leads to the evolution is super bacteria that is harder to get rid of. Unless she stinks or ends up with some kind of skin infection, ignore it...she is saving you money, after all.
HeartOfLead 24
You want to teach young Simba the ways of a regular human being. Hell, if she acts like an animal you might have to treat her like one.
Xanadara 5
now the question is.. how often does he come over?
NakedPixels 15
FYL, because she's showering for him. Think about it...
kuma32792 2
eww ....