Today, I realized why my water bill has gone down so much. My 16 year old daughter now only feels it necessary to shower whenever her boyfriend is going to come over. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML
Today, I've found that the water bill has been much lower than usual as of late. I then realized that this is because I'm so depressed and hardly get out at all, that I've stopped showering or even taking care of myself in general. Who do I have to impress, anyway? FML
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my 17 year-old reacted with shock and horror when she learned that a single utility bill can amount to more than 200 dollars. FML
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML
Today, my mom revoked my shower privileges for a week, all because I'm “using too much water.” I'm the kind of person who will smell like garbage after one skipped shower. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML
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Top comments
Rosebudx 32
Try a scare tactic and ask her what's going to happen if her boyfriend comes over to surprise her. I bet that'll put her on a regular shower schedule.
Miss_Klutzie 28
I hope he feels special. ._.
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Comments (129)
fuzzyguitar 6
too bad shes single.......
khodginssxo 14
wouldn't that mean the bill is going up not down? 16 means she should see him like almost every day lol
dawood_k 27
Yah I was thought "save water bath with your neighbours daughter" highly cost effective and rewarding
Wakachulak 22
Your daughter is funky
Obey_StudBoii 23
That is just nasty and pure laziness. You should honestly have a talk with her about poor hygiene. Imagine if her and the boyfriend broke up? Eeeek.
Martinez0285 28
grody... I say hose her down... might bring up your bill again... bit its better than living with a smelly ass
kabza 13
thats gross.. i usually do that when school is closed and we're on holiday
fatmcfatty 13
as Cleveland would say " That's nasty!"
Flashman9000 9
There's something fishy about this story.
eash 10
Why I am not surprised this is happening in the US. 16 is still to young to even have a boyfriend