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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

Fred United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML

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berauscht 0

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

YDI. Idiot.

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Comments (311)

so your cheating on your wife? go kill yourself.

der_Jabberwhock 0

Hahaha you dumb ****!

Sheesh. You only have sex with your wife twice a week? FYL, indeed.

testing_fml 0

So you're stupid and disloyal. F your wife's life; I'm sure she could do better.

YDI, you cheating aśšhole!!!! :-/

you are such a ******* jerk but at least now your whole company knows that you are a piece of shit person so i hope you'll lose your wife and your job ... let's see how you will take Janet out now... shitbrain !!!!!

YDI , you ass.

DustyLynn 0

why do people even have a significant other if they cheat? i hate it. i'm a pretty girl and i can't see a reason why someone would still feel the need to look at other women on the internet. i can't stand it!

Way to go slick, making the divorce public before you even have a chance to go get the papers.

emmasue782 0

Asshole.