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Fred United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML

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berauscht 0

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

YDI. Idiot.

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People that dumb only come from Michigan.... GO BUCKEYES!!!!

ur an ass hole

peterdpetigrew 0

you need a better job.

YDI for cheating and putting in on your company's calendar idiot

I have perfect solution. Tell everyone it was auto correct and you really meant to type your wifes name...then theres the problem of her knowing she didn't go out on Saturday...convice her she was drunk. Hahahahahaha!!!

For all the haters, everybody cheats or wants to cheat, get over it. For this failure, didn't you ever notice everyone else's shit popping up on your calendar?!

you deserve it you cheating bastard.

carolineoliviaa 0

dirty cheater much?

hahaha douche!! cheating on ur wife....I hope she takes u for everything u ever dreamed of having!! what a **** stick!!!

briissocoollike 8

Ydi for being a filthy cheating bastard and a dumbass